literally the worst kind of people are the ones who are all like “you heat up your water in the MICROWAVE before making tea?!??!” it. is. got. dam. hot. water.
ever tried I kettle
Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color
/every person who has brown hair and brown eyes sighs deeply
Ginger eyes hola I am there
its so weird to call it the “mall”
in australia we are very creative
we call one store a “shop”
and many stores “the shops”
in England one shop is a “shop”, and multiple shops under one roof a “shopping centre”
If you don’t like musicals, you should remember that Cosette, Miranda Priestley, James Bond, Leonard’s mom, Dr. Erik Selvig, Howard Stark, Molly Weasley and Mr. Darcy sing Abba songs in Greece.
Sorry I was speeding, officer. I was listening to Mumford and Sons and the banjo solo came on.
Wow Disney Channel has really expanded its dialogue.
ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE
TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS