alt-j:

literally the worst kind of people are the ones who are all like “you heat up your water in the MICROWAVE before making tea?!??!” it. is. got. dam. hot. water.

ever tried I kettle

mantaradius:

firetrucking-himym:

Imagine if people’s hair color matched their eye color

/every person who has brown hair and brown eyes sighs deeply

Ginger eyes hola I am there

(Source: howimetmusic, via friesd)

wanktissue:

its so weird to call it the “mall”

in australia we are very creative

we call one store a “shop”

and many stores “the shops”

in England one shop is a “shop”, and multiple shops under one roof a “shopping centre”

(Source: flubberwasanokmovie, via hotboyproblems)

iwannagiveyousomethingbetter:


If you don’t like musicals, you should remember that Cosette, Miranda Priestley, James Bond, Leonard’s mom, Dr. Erik Selvig, Howard Stark, Molly Weasley and Mr. Darcy sing Abba songs in Greece.

iwannagiveyousomethingbetter:

If you don’t like musicals, you should remember that Cosette, Miranda Priestley, James Bond, Leonard’s mom, Dr. Erik Selvig, Howard Stark, Molly Weasley and Mr. Darcy sing Abba songs in Greece.

(via majorvirgin)

killing-the-headlamps:

Sorry I was speeding, officer. I was listening to Mumford and Sons and the banjo solo came on.

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beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

(via phobias)

gettingsweptaways:

Wow Disney Channel has really expanded its dialogue.

(Source: gracieisabelladzienny, via crystallized-teardrops)

me mums not my god are you stupid ?

(Source: plasticbagvevo, via hotboyproblems)

the-vashta-nerada:

ALRIGHT SO IT’S 2:30 IN THE MORNING AND I WAS JUST ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP AND  THEN I SAT UP AND ALMOST SCREAMED BECAUSE I WAS STRUCK WITH REALIZATION AND I DISCOVERED THE ULTIMATE TRUTH OF THE UNIVERSE

TELETUBBIES ARE CALLED TELETUBBIES BECAUSE THEY HAVE TELEVISIONS IN THEIR STOMACHS

no shit

(via crystallized-teardrops)